[rumpled]

Rush Hour bloopers.

[queen-of-quiet-queefs]

This is the cutest thing.

[letitgoleviosa]

jackie chan is so innocent

the majority of his bloopers anywhere are mainly him messing up his lines because English is like his third language

but he’s a cutie patootie uwu

[fiendsangelical]

[polyamorouspunk]

“Our relationship has been a little rocky of late, so we were thinking that maybe adding a third person would be better!” So what you’re telling me is your relationship is stressful and a mess and you want to drag some innocent person into the middle of it, no thanks.

[cometothebrightseid]

Can't tell you how many times I've seen people try to justify "opening" their relationship this way.

[thesecretsofmaidenhood]

Does this refer to a poly relationship or having a child? We may never know.

[polyamorouspunk]

Oh shit that’s the real tea

[thekawaiibutterflygirl]

If roads are rocky, and you want a third person in ur relationship, that third one should be ur fucking relationship therapist

[polyamorouspunk]

That’s even hotter tea

[hexwolfi]

it says hentai gaijin oh my god

[gahdamnpunk]

BYE

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[campcrow]

Netflix is a coward for canceling this masterpiece

[drugballad]

Bong Joon-ho

[psychedelicfelon]

All facts though 🤷🏾‍♂️

[eccentric-nae]

Because [cishet]men don’t have or really understand indepth friendship. They depend on ALL of their emotional support from their parents (read: mothers) or their spouses (read: wives). So when they are expected to care about the well being and feelings of a woman they aren’t fucking they think the world is ending.

[eroticallyyou]

I GUARANTEE somebody got their feelings hurt after reading this LMAO

[dickscentedroses]

^Facts

[eccentric-nae]

For those who didn’t understand

[babyfacerae]

10/10 post

[etrianodysseyobsession]

“Women aren’t vending machines you put compliments into until sex comes out.”

[soufcakmistress]

They’re slaves to their dicks

[ruinedchildhood]

[imanes]

i had no idea subtitles were such a hot topic for americans. people are really coming out of the woodwork to admit that they cannot fucking read huh and i don’t mean people who struggle with illiteracy for some reason i mean white americans who think it’s beneath them to read words on a screen

[sawasawako-archived]

bong joon-ho was really like “parasite, on a literal level, is a movie about how a poor family slowly infiltrates the home of a wealthy family and takes over their residence. on a symbolic, allegorical level, it’s about how the wealthy are society’s parasites because they hoard wealth and resources, guard them selfishly, and leech from the working class. also water is a metaphor for how the consequences of climate change disproportionately affect the lives of the poor and disenfranchised and only manifests as a minor inconvenience for the rich. also the whole city is designed to physically mirror class stratification, with the wealthy family living on elevated ground while the poor family lives halfway underground.”

[millennial-review]

[jameshalpert]

Isn’t that kind of the point?